Wednesday, January 12, 2011

15 things I know how to do that the customers who visit my place of employment can't seem to figure out

1. Pee IN the toilet
2. Flush the toilet
3. Get a paper towel out of the automatic paper towel dispenser
4. Throw a paper towel in the trash
5. Wash my hands without splashing water across the whole entire counter
6. Wash my hands without splashing water on the mirrors
7. Wash my hands period
8. Eat popcorn without dropping it on the floor
9. Carry a soda without spilling it.
10. Pour salt onto the popcorn without also pouring it onto the counter
11. Throw my straw wrapper into the trashcan
12. Read the theater number on my movie ticket
13. Find the bathroom
14. Find the straws
15. Throw up IN the toilet rather than on or around it