We live in Arizona. Not Hell.

Just because I'm at ASU and their mascot is a Sun Devil does not actually mean that it's hotter than hell outside. It is entirely unnecessary to make the classrooms so cold that one needs to bring a jacket in order to not freeze to death during a lecture. It's toasty outside. Not scorching.

Lamb = baby sheep

Yesterday, my friend told me he had only recently discovered that lambs were in fact baby sheep - not a completely different animal.

In an attempt to show him how dumb he was, I turned to my other friend and asked them if they knew the difference between a lamb and a sheep.

He goes, "Yeah, isn't one of them a boy and the other one is a girl?"

FACEPALM.

I wanna hold your hand

Today I learned that I am a total dunce when it comes to love. When guys try to give me a hint, I absolutely do not get it. Unless you slap me across the face with your love, I will remain oblivious. Case in point:
This story has been edited!!!!!! Bahahahahahahhahah!!!!!!!!
WHOOPS. Did not know that. No wonder I've never had a boyfriend..... Also! This picture came up while I was looking for one to go along with this blog: Like, what the heck?!?

The things you see at ASU....

I see weird things all the time at ASU. Most the time I don't even notice them because I'm just so used to it. Like the guy wearing the Burger King man costume. I don't even really pay attention to him anymore. Or the religious fanatics belting out preposterous things - they've just become noise in the background. But today I saw a girl wearing a shirt that said, "Consensual Sex is Hot"......and I was like, "For reals?!?" Why would you wear that? I mean, I thought I was ridiculous for wearing my Jonas Brothers concert t-shirt around campus.

So, I did a little bit of research just now and found out that it's actually to raise awareness about sexual abuse or something like that.

Still.

Very strange shirt.

Sliding Glass Doors

I despise sliding glass doors. I once had the misfortune of running into one and I have never forgotten it. But really! How are you supposed to be able to tell if it's open or not?!? I was at my grandma's house and because she is a clean freak, her sliding glass door is always spotless. SPOTLESS! No streaks or smudges or anything. So the day I ran into it, I remember staring at it, trying to decide whether it was open or not. I finally decided that it was and broke into a run so I could go outside, only to be forcefully stopped by the door about two seconds later.....apparently it wasn't open.....and then all my cousins and aunts and uncles laughed at me........and now I have a phobia of sliding glass doors because they will always, always make you look like an idiot. I mean, if you can't tell whether or not it's open, you have one of two choices:

1. Walk at the door and look like an idiot/have a really bad headache if the door is actually closed.

2. Slowly shuffle toward the door with your arms held out like a blind person so as to protect yourself from running into it, but then look really stupid if the door is, in fact, open.

Moral of the story: buy a house with a real door.

Teased hair or alien babies?

One trend that I will never understand: backcombing. Or teasing your hair. Whatever you prefer to call it.

I just feel like this is a trend that should never EVER be attempted because nearly everyone absolutely FAILS at pulling it off. If you're lucky, you'll merely look like your head has grown a massive tumor overnight. Or like your head is six months pregnant with little alien babies. If you're not lucky, you'll look like you just woke up. Explain to me how that is sexy.

Man Hugs

I really like men.

And I really like getting hugs from men.

But I also feel like I am totally squishing them with my boobs when I hug them.

Which I guess they probably like.

But still.

Awkward.