Nobody want to be the one that this guy is pointing at, so here are a few simple steps that will ensure you are never the one causing those around you to gag because the fumes your body is exuding are repulsive.
Step #1: Shower!
This step is not even hard! Simply step into your shower, turn on the water to whichever temperature suits you, and scrub-a-dub-dub! Be sure that while you're in their you lather some shampoo into your hair so it doesn't get all sorts of greasy and gross people out. Also, use soap. There is no point in even taking a shower if you don't use soap. If you find that showering requires to much physical exertion for you, what with the whole having to stand up for several minutes straight thing, then take a bath!
Step #2: Put on deodorant.
This step is always necessary. There is never a time that this step will not be necessary. Even if you think you don't need it because you don't sweat very much, you still need it. You will always need it.
CAUTION: DO NOT USE BABY POWDER SCENTED DEODORANT. IT IS DISGUSTING AND IS ALMOST WORSE THAN SMELLING LIKE B.O.
Step #3: Put on clean clothes.
Showering is pointless if your clothes reek.
Step #4: Spritz on some cologne/perfume.
This step may seem unnecessary, but it is a sure fire way to attract someone of the opposite sex.
4 steps! That's all. Super easy. Absolutely not hard at all. Here's to hoping putrid B.O. will soon be a scent that no longer exists in this world!
I, too, truly hate the aroma of a nasty powder deodorant smell. That smell alone makes me contemplate various sins which would all bring the common consequence of the death penalty in a high security prison.
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